Here is a recap of my night...
11:30pm. Mom's finally asleep. Baby rolls over and cries until mom rolls him back over.
3:30am. Baby rolls over and wakes up mom to roll him back over. When mom enters the room there is a huge smile on baby's face. Aww, cute.
4:00am. Baby rolls over again and calls for mom again. Screw it, here is a bottle of milk to put your butt back to bed. It usually works.
4:30am. Baby is asleep again. Ahh, peaceful sleep.
4:32am. Downstairs an echoing of "Bark, bark, bark!" reams through the house. Baby wakes up. Mom puts baby back to bed.
4:35am. "Bark, bark, bark!" again. Dad whistles to get dog to come back to bed. Scratches his head until he is tired and falls back asleep..
4:37am. Baby is awake again. Mom works her magic touch, puts two hands on baby's head and whispers "go back to bed sweet baby." It actually works!
5:00am. "Bark, bark, bark!" Are you freaking kidding me?
6:00am. Baby is up and ready to go. So is the dog.
7:30am. Both baby and dog decide to take their morning naps.
8:00am. Mom is off to work.
Now is a time when I would love to pull a George Costanza and sleep under my desk...
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